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	<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:49:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Dave! Wakeup. They&#8217;re taking the kids.</title>
		<link>http://thedapperlad.com/2008/07/18/dave-theyre-taking-the-kids/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:16:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Manchild</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Cops]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Drunk]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Emma Watson]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Father of the Year]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Injustice]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Orlando]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Police]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Tara Reid Drunk]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Following up on our post from yesterday&#8230; this is why we hate cops: because they&#8217;re always taking your kids away from you when you pass out behind the wheel in a 7-11 parking lot.
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		<title>CHiPs &#8216;n Dip</title>
		<link>http://thedapperlad.com/2008/07/17/chips-n-dip/</link>
		<comments>http://thedapperlad.com/2008/07/17/chips-n-dip/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 02:38:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Manchild</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Our Meaningless Lives]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[California Highway Patrol]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[chips]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[drive it like you stole it]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Emma Watson]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[speeding]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedapperlad.wordpress.com/?p=627</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve lived in California for&#8230; oh&#8230; about 6 years now. We just got our first speeding ticket. And to be honest, we&#8217;re pretty pissed about it.
Don&#8217;t get us wrong &#8212; we were speeding. We fully admit that. Hell, we speed everywhere we go in California. In fact, we pretty much drive 85-90 MPH anytime we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Found Our Wedding Song</title>
		<link>http://thedapperlad.com/2008/07/17/we-found-our-wedding-song/</link>
		<comments>http://thedapperlad.com/2008/07/17/we-found-our-wedding-song/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:02:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>karstencross</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Earth is not to be trifled with]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The "Arts"]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Communism]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Emma Watson]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedapperlad.wordpress.com/?p=625</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
I&#8217;ve never felt so ashamed of my country.
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		<title>We DARE You Not to Get a Boner</title>
		<link>http://thedapperlad.com/2008/07/17/we-dare-you-not-to-get-a-boner/</link>
		<comments>http://thedapperlad.com/2008/07/17/we-dare-you-not-to-get-a-boner/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:25:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>karstencross</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Health &amp; Science]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Emma Watson]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Iran Crisis]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedapperlad.wordpress.com/?p=622</guid>
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			<media:title type="html">karstencross</media:title>
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		<title>What Our Conservative Parents Are Like</title>
		<link>http://thedapperlad.com/2008/07/16/what-my-conservative-parents-are-like/</link>
		<comments>http://thedapperlad.com/2008/07/16/what-my-conservative-parents-are-like/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:36:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lucasthayer</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[2008 Election]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Our Meaningless Lives]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedapperlad.wordpress.com/?p=619</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Wanna have some fun?
First read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deductive_reasoning
Then watch this: http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/07/16/911.billboard/#cnnSTCVideo
This is what 3 hours at dinner with some of our relatives is like.
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		<title>Stay Classy Michigan</title>
		<link>http://thedapperlad.com/2008/07/16/stay-classy-michigan/</link>
		<comments>http://thedapperlad.com/2008/07/16/stay-classy-michigan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Arkansaw</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Earth is not to be trifled with]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Your Meaningless Lives]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Emma Watson Pervs]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[perverts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[underaged girls]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedapperlad.wordpress.com/?p=617</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Dapper Lad is sad to report that for the next 5-15 years our regular readership has been reduced by one.
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		<title>Everyone Take a Deep Breathe. . .Part 2</title>
		<link>http://thedapperlad.com/2008/07/15/everyone-take-a-deep-breathe-part-2/</link>
		<comments>http://thedapperlad.com/2008/07/15/everyone-take-a-deep-breathe-part-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:32:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Arkansaw</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[2008 Election]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The New Yorker]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedapperlad.wordpress.com/?p=616</guid>
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The most recent cover of The New Yorker features a drawing of Obama dressed as an Arab, giving a fist bump to his militant black wife, while the US flag burns in the fireplace and a portrait of Osama hangs on the wall.
The Obama camp has gotten in a tizzy about this and the talking [...]]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Bill Arkansaw</media:title>
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		<title>It&#8217;s About Damn Time</title>
		<link>http://thedapperlad.com/2008/07/14/its-about-damn-time/</link>
		<comments>http://thedapperlad.com/2008/07/14/its-about-damn-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rydo</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Our Meaningless Lives]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Aunt Viv]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[hypercolor]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[the 90's rule!]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Yo Homes smell you later]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedapperlad.wordpress.com/?p=613</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Finally, all of dswidler&#8217;s prayers have been answered:
Hypercolor is back, baby!

This is gonna be so awesome, all of the 90&#8217;s trends are gonna be cool again!  Now, where did we put our Fresh Prince of Bel Air jacket?

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		<title>Taken Out of Context Quote of the Day</title>
		<link>http://thedapperlad.com/2008/07/14/taken-out-of-context-quote-of-the-day/</link>
		<comments>http://thedapperlad.com/2008/07/14/taken-out-of-context-quote-of-the-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:46:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dswidler</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Just like old times,&#8221; Wade Boggs said. &#8220;Where&#8217;s the horse?&#8221; 
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		<title>Point, McCain.</title>
		<link>http://thedapperlad.com/2008/07/14/point-mccain/</link>
		<comments>http://thedapperlad.com/2008/07/14/point-mccain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:38:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>karstencross</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[2008 Election]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Emma Watson]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Tammy Faye Baker]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This sort of thing is why the comedian in me wants McCain to win. Dementia.

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