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Row, Row, Row the Boat. . .

Posted in Earth is not to be trifled with, News, Pirates with tags , , , on July 1, 2008 by Bill Arkansaw

An old, drunk, Swede tried to escape from Denmark by rowing out. We don’t know if this is a triumph of the human spirit or a heads up to lock up our dinghy before getting loaded.

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Another Reason to Hate Wal-Mart. Scorpions.

Posted in News, Our Meaningless Lives, Pirates on May 27, 2008 by karstencross

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/05/26/walmart.scorpion.ap/index.html

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Pirate News for Sunday May 4th

Posted in Pirates on May 4, 2008 by Manchild

A Brief History of Everything Pirates

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Your Pirate News for today, April 22nd

Posted in News, Pirates with tags on April 22, 2008 by Manchild

Pirate with amazing erectionThere is something intrinsically funny about news stories that use the word Pirate. And this is our pledge to you: Anytime we run across a pirate-related story, you’ll be the first to know.

(Associated Press) U.S., France want to chase and arrest pirates.

One can only hope the chase is in fast motion accompanied by the Benny Hill theme.

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Oh, please let them have eye patches

Posted in Pirates with tags on April 4, 2008 by Manchild

AP Breaking News: France’s Foreign Ministry says pirates have seized control of a French cruise ship in the Gulf of Aden.Maybe they should make this sign en francaise

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