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. . . then we don’t want to be right!

The co-founder of Broadcom has been indicted on a whole slew of drug conspiracy and stock backdating charges and the market responded by pushing Broadcom’s stock up 2.75%.  We’re looking forward to Steve Jobs getting busted for running an all midget brothel.

We can spend hours getting lost at our new favorite website: Jesus-Is-Savior.com!

So many good articles. Such amazing logic…

On why Public Schools are evil: “Children are taught that humans are animals. If this is true, then bestiality is acceptable, right? This is what the evolutionists teach is it not?”

On proof that there is a God: “Think of all the millions of stars and planets, isn’t it strange that the ONLY life is found in earth? How can this be? You’d think that some type of “life” would exist in other parts of the universe. Even if we try to imagine there is no God, the universe around us is a constant testimony of God’s presence, power and goodness. There must be a God! It is the ONLY logical conclusion. The Bible itself declares that the universe around us testifies of a Divine Creator.”

On proof that evolution is a hoax: “Why is there no recorded history before approximately 4,000 B.C.? The answer is obvious … there was no history! Oh sure, some stubborn evolutionists are going to start talking about carbon-dating, archeological findings, etc. BUT, the bottom line is that the history of mankind should be traceable far beyond 4,000 B.C., going back million of years IF evolution were true.“

On why Evolution is Stupid: “Evolution makes no sense at all. I just don’t see how any intelligent person could believe such nonsense. I mean, have you ever seen an ape that could be taught to do algebra? No!”

On why Pope John Paul is burning in hell: “If you don’t get born-again, you are automatically going to hell.”
On why watching American Idol is akin to idolatry: Do you think God isn’t jealous when you think about movie actors and rock stars all day? But you say, “Wait a minute, I don’t worship any celebrities as a god.” Oh really? Women all across America are rushing to get plastic surgery and breast implants so they can look like their favorite celebrity on TV. Everything from the clothes people wear to the cars they drive nowadays are affected by Hollywood. People’s minds are absolutely saturated with celebrities! I’d call that idol worship.”

On why homesexuality is an abomination: “Homosexuals often defend their activities by saying, “What consenting adults do in private is their own business.” Since many of them specialize in seducing boys, this is pure hypocrisy… God told Adam and Noah to “multiply, and replenish the earth.” If Adam or Noah and his sons had adapted a total homosexual way of life, then the human race would have come to an end. It is obvious today, if all the earth’s people became homosexuals, the human race would come to an end.”

On why Islam is a false religion: “Muslims outright deny the Sonship of Jesus Christ; therefore, Islam is of the Devil. The Koran clearly states…that God has NO Son. In sharp contrast, John 3:16 in the Word of God declares that God DOES have a Son. Clearly, Islam and Christianity are DIAMETRICALLY opposed.”

Finally, someone to give those “San Antonio Spurs, 2008 Western Conference Champions” t-shirts to.

http://improveverywhere.com/

Personal favorite missions of ours: Best Buy, Rob!, Abercrombie, Slo-Mo Home Depot, and hell, all of them.

Brilliant.

Here we see TV star Adrian Grenier with a look on his face that reads, “So even if you’re hot, rich, and famous, you still have to date girls who waste your time by taking an interest in really boring shit.”

. . . and then carve a heart into my chest. Those Canadians sure know how to think a plan through.

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Our fellow blogger Bill Arkansaw got us thinking with his most recent Dapper Post…

If you really want to get a slice of search life on the Internet, it’s always a fun lark to check out Metaspy Unfiltered, which shows you the last 10 searches performed on MetaCrawler. Give this a good couple of minutes as it refreshes before your eyes, because this is the only place where you can simultaneously see phrases such as:

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It’s also surprising because I didn’t realize anybody still used Metacrawler. We wish Google would supply a similar feature.