Archive for the Health & Science Category

We DARE You Not to Get a Boner

Posted in Health & Science with tags , on July 17, 2008 by karstencross

If There’s a God, We’d Pay Good Money to See Him Meet George Carlin

Posted in Health & Science, Our Meaningless Lives with tags , , on June 23, 2008 by karstencross

The Greatest Generation. Seriously.

Posted in Health & Science, The "Arts" with tags , on June 18, 2008 by karstencross

Why is this the most touching thing in the universe? We’re going to see them Sunday night and are seriously excited.

Mr. Sulu, Engage. No, Wait. MARRY.

Posted in Earth is not to be trifled with, Health & Science with tags , on June 17, 2008 by karstencross

The Worst Nickname in History. Hands Down.

Posted in Earth is not to be trifled with, Health & Science, News with tags , on June 11, 2008 by karstencross

Incest Dungeon Girl Reunited with Family.

We’re no expert in these matters, but now that the healing has begun, maybe we should stop calling her Incest Dungeon Girl?

(Author’s Note: 4:30PM EDT) Due to our scatching condemnation of their headline choice, CNN has chosen to alter the title of the article (link above) to “Incest Dungeon Teen Wants to See Ocean”. Another victory for The Dapper Lad.

An Oldie but a Goodie

Posted in Health & Science, Our Meaningless Lives with tags , on June 6, 2008 by karstencross

Bring On The Flying Cars And Jetpacks!

Posted in Health & Science, News with tags , , on June 5, 2008 by rydo

Physicists have solved mystery of levitation.

Now, we’re just going to need a few volunteers….Anybody?

Damnit, Why Aren’t These Selling?

Posted in Health & Science, Our Meaningless Lives with tags , , on May 30, 2008 by karstencross

Color images of Mars

Posted in Health & Science with tags , , on May 27, 2008 by Manchild

We don’t care who you are, it’s just plain cool to see color images of Mars.

There’s someone in my house, eating my birthday cake, with my family, and it’s not me!

Posted in Health & Science, News with tags , , on May 22, 2008 by Manchild

Quick. Someone call Adam Gibson.

A US biotech company on Wednesday announced it will auction off the right for five dog owners to have their furry best friend cloned, with bidding starting at 100,000 dollars.