Soccer Is Happening!
You may have heard that the Pacific Northwest (a region of the United States) is home to a new collection of people pretending to be European. Well, yesterday we found out that they will also be wearing clothes (is that a mock turtleneck? HOT). And just to make things even better, they’re sponsored by VIDEO GAMES!!
As someone who doesn’t care for soccer, clothes (ooh la la) or video games, this news wasn’t such a big deal. We did, however, find it weird that the sponsorship wasn’t just Microsoft, but rather a specific product of theirs. I looked into it further, and found out that all of the corporate sponsors in the running were also looking to promote a product . Lucky for you, we were able to obtain the list of other Northwest-rooted companies who were in the running to promote their products on the shirts of men hiding chafed nipples:
- Starbucks 16oz Mocha Chip Frappacino (no whip)
- Amazon.com: Pre-Order The New Indiana Jones DVD!
- Rick’s Discount “Shower Show” Night
- Wamu’s Free Business Checking
- Boeing 787 Dreamliner
- Ride the Duck’s ”Whacky Quackers” Blowout Sale (while supplies last)
- REI Therm-a-Rest LuxuryCamp Sleeping Pad - large (item 734466)
- LOLCATS.COM - Pic of the Day!
- Evening Magazine’s ‘15th Annual Best of Western Washington‘ poll
- KOMO 4 News - Weather!
I think the Sounders FC made a decent-to-fine choice.
