The Dapper Lad

The Dapper Lad has been averaging around 200 pages a day for a little while, most of it coming from a baseline of internet searches for “Emma Watson’s Pussy” (it has apparently gone missing and a lot of people are volunteering their time to search for it.) However, something weird happened today: we got 720 views! Now we realize that 720 page views isn’t a lot in the big scheme of things, but it is 260% more pages views than we have ever gotten before and oddly it is from a somewhat unusual source: Scarlett Johansson searches (444 of them ended up here.)

A couple of weeks ago we had a post about how Ms. Johansson is now engaged to a guy who had been engaged to Alanis Morissette. She also just released an album of Tom Waits covers (which combines two of our favorite things, sort of like crack and puppies) so it is understandable that there is a fair amount of attention being paid to her and it is also understandable that some poor souls stumble onto the Dapper Lad.

The really interesting thing is that all the traffic is being generated by one search term “Scarlett Johansson.” As was previously pointed out, there is a wide range of (much pervier) searches that bring Emma Watson pervs to The Dapper Lad. This difference raises some important questions: Are Emma Watson pervs more pervy than Scarlett Johansson pervs and if so, why?

Update:  Things have reverted to the mean.  We’ve gotten all of 175 hits so far today (55 from the Scarlett Johansson people.)  If you were worried that our hip little corner of the interwebs were going to get discovered, you can relax now.