When Flying Penises are Outlawed, Only Outlaws will have Flying Penises
…and then how will we defend our Russian chess champions?
We hope that adding radio-controlled phalli to objects monitored and targeted by the missle defense shield becomes a key issue in the presidential election.
May 21, 2008 at 7:45 pm
[...] Seems penises have made a splash (pun intended) in the news this week. First, we told you about the RC flying penis. Here’s a new story about a man having sex with a penis pump while driving. Although we [...]