Hippies and Hillbillies Gonna Vote

Here we see Barack Obama (front, center) addressing 75,000 white people in Portland over the weekend (making it the greatest day in history to visit Powell’s Organic Gardening section).Tonight Kentucky and our downstairs roommate Oregon will have their voice spun. Senator Clinton should take the Bluegrass State for certain reasons, and Senator Obama will win Oregon for other reasons.

Obama needs seventeen of tonight’s 102 delegates to reach a majority of the pledge delegates.

So sit back and watch the results with a bottle of bourbon or Bridgeport IPA, the nation’s first microbrew (this might not be true).

  

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