Archive for May 20, 2008

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Posted in Uncategorized on May 20, 2008 by lucasthayer

50 Greatest Comedy Sketches

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When Flying Penises are Outlawed, Only Outlaws will have Flying Penises

Posted in 2008 Election, News on May 20, 2008 by Hamburglar

…and then how will we defend our Russian chess champions?

We hope that adding radio-controlled phalli to objects monitored and targeted by the missle defense shield becomes a key issue in the presidential election.

 

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Hippies and Hillbillies Gonna Vote

Posted in 2008 Election with tags , , , , , on May 20, 2008 by dswidler

Here we see Barack Obama (front, center) addressing 75,000 white people in Portland over the weekend (making it the greatest day in history to visit Powell’s Organic Gardening section).Tonight Kentucky and our downstairs roommate Oregon will have their voice spun. Senator Clinton should take the Bluegrass State for certain reasons, and Senator Obama will win Oregon for other reasons.

Obama needs seventeen of tonight’s 102 delegates to reach a majority of the pledge delegates.

So sit back and watch the results with a bottle of bourbon or Bridgeport IPA, the nation’s first microbrew (this might not be true).

  

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Stars Are Just Like Us

Posted in Miscellaneous, The "Arts" with tags , , , on May 20, 2008 by dswidler

Here we see TV star Adrian Grenier with a look on his face that reads, “So even if you’re hot, rich, and famous, you still have to date girls who waste your time by taking an interest in really boring shit.”

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