The Dapper Lad

Hey it’s me John Edwards, how y’all doin’.

I know you’ve been calling me every day for the past three months asking if I would help you move. Well here I am.

What’s that, you finished everything last week? Wow, that was a hell of job; I mean you had all of those couches and solid oak desks. Golly, that’s impressive.

Well I can take those small shoe boxes out to the curb if you’d like.

Yes sir, there is nothing like helping someone out. Hey don’t forget this when you gotta name an Attorney General or something.