The Dapper Lad

Jenna Bush, daughter of W. got married on Saturday. Her twin sister, Barbara, came dressed as a spring nymph. Reacting to this news, I’m sure a bad blogger would make some Wedding Crashers joke and a good blogger would expose the groom’s ties to the Chinese intelligence community. All I’ve got is pointing out that the photographer couldn’t get the white balance right. They are all blue, like giant, evil, smurfs, Now I’ll grant that mixing natural light and artificial light can be a challenge, but getting it right is wedding photography 201 (not the first thing your learn, but still pretty fundamental.)

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Apparently the BBC no longer proofs the headings of their news articles:

Great tits cope well with warming

I was at a party the other night and the challenge somehow became to name all the ways a guy can get to first base (in baseball you pervs) without getting a hit. As you can tell, I’m the life of pretty much any party that I attend. Anyways, we came up with 7 ways for a batter to get to first base without getting a hit. You try to do better.

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