The Dapper Lad

John McCain, understandably, feels left out of political headlines these days.

Fortunately, he knows just how to grab the spotlight…he got his own crazy pastor:

Here’s a little news article that’s sure to restore your faith in airport security measures…

Man found sleeping in jet at airport

It seems to us every week there is a new story about some adult or kid who manages to make there way past airport security. Keep in mind folks, your safety is being guarded by people who are not required to complete high school nor obtain a GED equivalent.

Enjoy the friendly skies.

The U.S. Census Bureau estimates that sometime today the world population will pass the 6,666,666,666 mark.

Karl Malone must be busy. Hey-oh! Rimshot.

Imagine there’s no Heaven

We don’t mean to get all hippy-feel-the-love on you or anything… but you gotta admit, we’re entering a new era of the internet. It’s the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius Open Source.

For those who aren’t complete geeks don’t keep up with technology, in a nutshell: open source is a method of creating software by a community. Anyone can access the underlying code behind a software, and the result is developed in a public, collaborative manner. Think of it as a summer of love meets Carl Marx meets Bill Gates meets Robin Hood. Read more »

How in the world are we supposed to find Osama Bin Laden when we can’t even find our own Anti-Terrorism Laptops?

“It has surfaced that the US State Department can’t account for up to about 1,000 laptops, perhaps as many as 400 of which belonged to the department’s Anti-Terrorism Assistance Program.”

“Internal auditors found that the department lost track of US$30 million worth of computer equipment…”

USA! USA! USA!

It’s not a flying car… it’s a drivable airplane!

Nikko Home Electronics has created a DVD player that looks and moves like R2D2 — with a remote shaped like the Millenium Falcon. The specs aren’t bad: a claimed projection area of up to 6.6m; built-in DVD and CD players; analog and digital video and audio ports; various memory card orifices, and an internal iPod dock. Favorite feature: tilt the legs to adjust the projection height, up to and including projection on the ceiling.

They’ve also got an R2D2 shaped webcam.