The Internet Writes Haiku
We’ve already established that Metacrawler’s unfiltered Metaspy reads like flow of conscious poetry written by a porn-addicted, schizophrenic hobo. What the previous post didn’t point out is that with a little bit of editing it could be haiku’s written by that same hobo:
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or
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Girls like poetry being written for them. We know this because every Hugh Grant movie that we haven’t seen tells us so. With that said, getting anywhere with poetry like this is going to be an uphill battle, like the charge of the light brigade, the 3 minute mile, or using the line “I get so straight when I drink” and then actually getting laid. We might never pull it off, but they might make a movie about the attempt.
Next, we’re going to try to get the Metaspy to produce rhyming couplets. Iambic pentameter baby!
