Internet 2.0 is Just as Creepy as the Old Interwebs
The vast majority of The Dapper Lads page view recently have been coming from people entering the following search terms:
| emma watson pussy | 37 |
| emma watson upskirt | 21 |
| emma watson’s pussy | 8 |
| emma watson nude | 4 |
| nude emma watson | 3 |
| emma watson pussy? | 2 |
| emma watson upskirt’ | 2 |
| emma watson up skirt | 2 |
| emma watson upskirt pictures | 2 |
The post that generated all this traffic wasn’t even about Emma Watson or her skirt; it was about how Lindsey Lohan’s career is essentially over. If this doesn’t prove a.) that the highest purposes of the internet is to provide smut to people who don’t know how to find it, nothing will and b.) Lindsey Lohan’s career has got to be dead on the side of the road with the vultures already disemboweling her, if the only way people will bother to read about it being dead is if they think there might be pictures of Emma Watson involved.
May 7, 2008 at 10:47 am
Which also shows we have our finger on the pulse of society.
I think my favorite part is the question mark after “emma watson pussy?”
May 28, 2008 at 6:59 pm
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