The Dapper Lad

They couldn’t find a better headshot? Or is he Major League Baseball’s first blind center fielder? Maybe he’s hoping that if he doesn’t open his eyes that he won’t wake up to find he now has to live in Baltimore. Or possibly he is convinced that if he looks into the camera, it will eat his soul.

…and I approved this news story.

Our fellow blogger Bill Arkansaw got us thinking with his most recent Dapper Post…

If you really want to get a slice of search life on the Internet, it’s always a fun lark to check out Metaspy Unfiltered, which shows you the last 10 searches performed on MetaCrawler. Give this a good couple of minutes as it refreshes before your eyes, because this is the only place where you can simultaneously see phrases such as:

Harriet Beecher Stowe Accomplishments

big tits

Buy Chickens Online Washington
It’s also surprising because I didn’t realize anybody still used Metacrawler. We wish Google would supply a similar feature.

The vast majority of The Dapper Lads page view recently have been coming from people entering the following search terms:

The post that generated all this traffic wasn’t even about Emma Watson or her skirt; it was about how Lindsey Lohan’s career is essentially over. If this doesn’t prove a.) that the highest purposes of the internet is to provide smut to people who don’t know how to find it, nothing will and b.) Lindsey Lohan’s career has got to be dead on the side of the road with the vultures already disemboweling her, if the only way people will bother to read about it being dead is if they think there might be pictures of Emma Watson involved.