Heckuva Job There Big Brownie
Eight Belles, the horse that Hillary Clinton put money on, and the only filly in the race, ended up finishing second, breaking her ankles, and getting put down on the track.
So, as was pointed out in the Deadspin comments (and this is just so fucking clever):
“Big Brown wins, and the filly is down.
The Democratic primary, ladies and gentlemen.”
We also enjoyed:
“For those of you keeping score
Betting on horses that get killed during competition gets you $10.60.
Betting on dogs that get killed during competition gets you 23 months.”
