The Dapper Lad

Lindsey Lohan, the media whore publicity machine, is at it again. The latest “news” is that she is planning to show full frontal nudity in an upcoming movie, in an attempt to appear as a “mature, responsible actress.”

What’s puzzling to us is that — well gosh, who hasn’t already seen Lindsey Lohan fully nude? It’s not like the nation is demanding to see more of Lohan’s body. I don’t know how much of a boon this is going to be to the film or to Lohan’s career. But Lohan’s spinning this like it’s some kind of Haley’s Comet of Nudity — as if it happens so rarely, it’s news worthy.

Heck, she appeared nude just last month in New York Magazine. I don’t think a month has gone by where we haven’t stumbled across a nude photo of Lindsey Lohan. Seeing her nude is like finding a dollar in the gutter. Big deal.

In fact, and we rarely say this about anyone, we’ve seen more of her than we care to acknowledge. (Don’t click this link if you’re at work.)

Now, if this was Emma Watson we were talking about… then maybe we’d consider this news worthy. (Hey, back off — she turned 18 last month. F you for judging us.)