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AJ-C and JS Forever

The Braves’ John Smoltz texted the Atlanta Journal-Constitution the other day: ”I am planning on coming back as a reliever first, and more than likely for the rest of this year.”    
    
In a journalistic coup, The Dapper Lad’s investigative reporting division was able to retrieve the transcript of the text conversation, which is reprinted here in its entirety:
 
Atlanta Journal-Constitution: wher r u?
John Smoltz: home, u?
AJ-C: same, busy?
JS: no, u?
AJ-C: no, want to come ovr?
JS: yes, but cant stay all nite
AJ-C: y
JS: work
AJ-C: thought u were on DL, no?
JS: yeah, but making plans
AJ-C: wut? sexy plans?
JS: LOL. no. pitching plans. I am planning on coming back as a reliever first, and more than likely for the rest of this year.
AJ-C: o, sexy
JS: LOL
AJ-C: wher r u now?
JS: in cab, 2 min away from u
AJ-C: cool
 
Stay tuned for the TDL’s exclusive release of Peter King’s x-rated text message conversations with Brett Favre.

 

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One Response to “AJ-C and JS Forever”

  1. Ben K Says:
    May 1, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    This kills my fantasy starting rotation!

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