Pirate News for Monday April 28th, 2008
In our never ending struggle to bring you all the pirate news that is fit to print…
We don’t want to alarm anyone… but a Somalia piracy resolution was introduced at the United Nations. Sure, on the surface, that seems all well and dandy.
BUT! Keep in mind… pirate attacks on commercial vessels is precisely how Emperor Palpatine rose to power; using the Trade Federation as his puppet. And isn’t it a little suspcious that UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon and Nute Gunray, viceroy of the Trade Federation, both have Koean accents?
