Things We Wish Existed
1. A fountain of delicious coffee bubbling in every lobby.
2. Invisible silly putty.
3. Chicken-flavored ice cream.
4. FDR: The Musical.
5. Mandatory polygamy — EVERYWHERE. Why not?
6. Flying goats.
7. A futon that doubles as a thousand dollar bill.
8. Let’s face it: Santa Claus.
