A baby with any other name
We all know this person: “Surpise me.” “Let me guess.” A friend of mine recently became an aunt for the third time and this time her sister didn’t want to know the sex of the baby. She has a girl and a boy so I kind of understand it - but here’s the kicker - she had no names picked out. She wanted to get to know the baby before naming what turned out to be a him. This is crazy. Naming a baby based on it’s baby-personality is a decision I know I would regret in later years while uttering some common parental phrases: “Hey Endless Shit put away your toys.” - ”No dessert until you have at least one bite of your vegetables Cries All Night.” - “Choke up on the bat Cutsie Ooogie Woogie Woogie.” - “Okay, Stole My Wife’s Tits, say night night to everyone.”
