The Dapper Lad

There’s a building at the top of the hill that I live on in San Francisco called “The Summit.” It is a tall building on the top of a tall hill and I suspect from the top there are pretty incredible views. The building itself is blot on the landscape, but that’s neither here nor there. The guy who lives in the Penthouse is George P. Shultz was Nixon’s Secretary of the Treasury and Reagan’s Secretary of State. I was driving around the neighborhood looking for a parking spot and there are all kinds of cops at the intersection in front of The Summit. This isn’t a neighborhood were there is typically a lot of police activity. I realize that there is a limo parked there with like 15 guys in dark suits and sunglasses and I realized that they all had to be Secret Service, because everyone in San Francisco wears business casual. Some republican warlord must have been visiting Shultz and the Secret Service was hanging with the limo. The point is that the Secret Service dresses in real life just like they do in the movies. They should hire a fashion consultant.