America is with Davidson Against Kansas

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Margaret is a Kansas Jayhawk fan and David is a college basketball fan. They will debate whether Davidson deserves to be America’s lovable underdog when they play Kansas for a trip to the Final Four:

David: Davidson is the feel good story of the NCAA Tournament, probably of the sports year. Everyone outside of Lawrence will be rooting for the Wildcats this afternoon.

Margaret: The Jayhawks have been through a rough couple of rebuilding years. Davidson may be the feel-good story, but the Jayhawks are, ironically, self-less. Their teamwork makes them one of the most talked-about teams of the year.

David: Yes, I agree that Kansas fans have suffered without a championship in recent years, however, the Tournament is all about rooting for the underdog. Right now Kansas is a corporation, hey are the Yankees, and Davidson represents the little guy. Kansas will be back the next year, the next year, and the year after that– Davidson is the team right now.

Margaret: Are you drunk? Oh no, wait, that’s me! Long live KU!!!! ROCK. The Jayhawks are not the Yankees. That is a completely different sport. I reject your analogy. Thpbpbppp.

David: In conclusion a Davidson victory will make this year’s tournament a truly memorable event, a Kansas victory will make it just another in a long line of cookie cutter, yet wonderful,  Final Fours.

Margaret: In conclusion, Rock Fucking Chalk! KU rules, Davidson drools! Whee!

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